blizzard 2016 

there’s snow place like home. home is where you are. wolfie enjoying his first experience with snow.  ❄️
this was what we waited 1 year for… all hail to the frozen tears of mother nature.

“…we’ll roast marshmallows by the fireplace as we whisper sweet nothings in our warm embrace.”

so of course i must re-share what i wrote for last year, inspired by people posting hilarious requests on craigslist searching for a [temporary] blizzard “boyfriend” or “girlfriend.” enjoy.

stay warm & safe out there everyone. tempted to do a remake for the snow challenge. thoughts? volunteers?

for another fun video, [this time about football] go here. 

what the fraud

starting the new year off by whistleblowing. just trying to keep it real…

here’s my open letter to mount sinai, & cc’d to mr. president obama. what a disgrace to an establishment & the medical field. such human waste. literally.

To Whom It May Concern :

I received an absurd bill from idiots caught red-handed for a heart treatment on a date I was not presently in New York from your billing office. Upon my return to the city and acknowledgement of it, I immediately contacted the doctor’s office shown on the bill. The secretary had no record of my supposed visit obviously because it never effin happened & procedure whatsoever but told me to contact the billing office and ensure that they clarify the situation in writing. I then called the billing office for Mount Sinai, spoke to Jesus (I’m not crazy, his name was Jesus), explained the situation in detail and although with a pleasant attitude, I nonetheless received evasive responses, & was instructed to wait for them to return my call or call them again in a week to speak with the supervisor to rectify the situation. After further research, it has come to my attention that this is not the first incident, nor sadly the last fraudulent act imposed on unknowing patients seeking payment for services not rendered. If you thought for one second that I wouldn’t recall whether I had an invasive metal probe drilled into my chest followed by a catheter inserted into that emptiness to check my heart & its normalcy, you are f*ckin mistakened. Furthermore, you are shooting yourselves in your knees & digging your own graves to be buried alive in, but not after feeling the horrific pains of torture in a Quentin Tarantino film.

Please clear the records of this fraudulent bill, and be warned that I will be taking legal actions if not done so promptly & or if I am further harassed.

With all my heart,

Your hypothetical patient

P.S. With a change of heart, I will still be taking legal actions on my own behalf as well as for the many other victims involved. F*CK YOU FOR MESSING WITH THE HEALTHCARE SYSTEM.

and if you’re in the mood for another open letter in the same b*tchy attitude tone, have a look at this lil dating gem.

holiday cheers

happy holidays from st. barths & st. martin. my first time visiting, and it was fantastic — i was in such great company of popstars like one direction rock stars so full of life + positivity + laughs, and of course i lugged my martin guitar out there for musical inspiration + entertainment. allow me to introduce to you, my new friend aka hippo & the new boy band i named, four direction – the new definition of heart throbs.


more coverage soon. xx

happy birthday wolfie

thankful for this handful of joy, whose name is wolfie. full name, jonny wolfgang rascal co 

it’s his birthday now, december 2nd & he turns 2 today. a little wiser, a little cuter, same level of douchey doge. here are a few early photos from the stroke of midnight:
  more soon on the homemade dog-friendly pumpkin pie for the cutie pie that is prince wolfie. 🐕   

 yes, i got him a unicorn piñata for him to destroy at his birthday fiesta. 

…to be continued.

halloween 2015

heidi klum + halloween…

THE infamous halloween bash of the year is hosted annually by supermodel heidi klum. the effort she & the team make in her costumes basically turns everyone into a basic b*tch puts everyone to shame. this year for her 16th annual party, although i arrived late [after surviving many obstacles & dramatic situations the day of] i was able to make it and witness her amazing transformation as jessica rabbit. it was held at lavo in new york, sponsored by gsn’s hellevator show & svedka vodka, filled with celebs, reality stars, models, hotties, cool kids and the usual mix of douchebags. i would have loved to harass say hi to jLo if i had known that was her in costume nearby.

what i wore: designed & handmade by yours truly. thanks.

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daenerys + rhaegal x3

i first obsessively viewed stills of daenerys on google, drawing inspiration from her actual wardrobe on the show, fan sketches, deviant art, other obnoxious random things that would pop up, and i came up with a rough idea of my rendition of her outfit for halloween. then i browsed endless fabric stores in search for fabric & textures that spoke to me: “hail!” they would say. [no, not crazy, they really did].

inside the party:

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social media shiz

selfie, cuz.

selfie with rhaegal, cuz.

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selfie w/rhaegal + devilish pumpkin

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superman taking a picture of us

here’s a cute photo of me & heidi — yes we’re matching. it’s cute.

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photo by mike coppola, getty images.

rhaegal decides to video bomb heidi’s sexy glam fabulous performance as jessica rabbit. of course he would. #middlechildproblems || video snippet below:

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questlove? on the deck! with a giant version of his infamous afro comb.

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the mesmerized crowd while heidi flaunts her new curves as jessica rabbit

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mets? clown boy is not entertained.

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rhaegal wants a piece of the selfie cookie.

a handful of #selfiecookies were provided at every vip table, with images of heidi klum’s past costumes for halloween. i tasted one, and it seemed like a fairly healthy light chocolate coconut cookie. cool.

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game of thrones meets day of the dead.

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bloodz.

“lean on yourself. okay,” i said to myself.

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closer look at my creation.

then change of scenery to meet up w/the girls…

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found this snuggle muffin.

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catch. freeze.

earlier halloween parties i stopped by must be included in this post, clearly. so here they are:

feeling regal like the queen in my gorgeous feathered neckpiece by katie kansas. love her stuff. delicate, sparkly black & gold mask from my last trip to venice, italy. linda is wearing a gold fringe neck piece made by me, which you might have seen before here.

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photo by bill chin.

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[black] swan princess costume. tutu by Lolli Popitt. feather headpiece by katie kansas, crown segment by me.

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closer look at my makeup. [crown needs fixing]

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another day, another masquerade

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guess who?

finally, halloween is over. but it doesn’t mean the costumes + masks ever end. let’s just try to keep it real.

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olivia

’twas such a pleasure meeting olivia wilde. girlcrushing charmed [as if i wasn’t already] at nylon magazine’s event celebrating olivia on their cover. one of the parting gifts was a cute cereal box of olivia & a t-shirt with their latest cover printed on it. superb.

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like an over-excited child, circa 2011

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apple cheeks. cereal box to keep forever.

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curling my hair on virgin america flt jfk-lax & straight to the event. #itswhatido

meadowland, the directorial debut of cinematographer reed morano, stars olivia wilde and luke wilson: “in the hazy aftermath of an unimaginable loss, married couple sarah and phil come unhinged, recklessly ignoring the repercussions.” chills ran down my spine + tears ruined my [waterproof] mascara throughout the film = proof of a job well done by all of the brilliant cast & crew.

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film still from meadowland

but what a powerful and captivating performance by olivia. moreover, it was during the q&a after the film screening where she continued to shine even more as an awesome, inspirational human being while she shared her stories with reed & the journey to get this film made, as well as the positive & bullsh*t negative experiences in the industry overall. empowering. cheers, ladies! i’m inspired and working on a new song now.

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oops, photobombed. #squadgoals

thanks for keepin’ it real, olivia.

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film still from meadowland

meadowland is at select theaters & also on demand via itunes now. enjoy.

gold

i ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger…but she’s drippin’ in gold in san francisco during the gold rush.

my recent trip to san francisco proved to be quite festive, with the main excitement being the infamous gold party thrown annually for the past 5 years, with each year outdoing its previous one. this was the perfect event to rock out in fabulous headpieces & neck gear — designed, personalized & hand-crafted by yours truly specifically for this grand evening.

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ride or die [in gold] til the end

the wonderful host of the party

our wonderful lively host of the party

step & repeat is just all gold

step & repeat is just all gold

the chandelier.

the chandelier.

the satellite.

the satellite.

the golden mason jars.

the golden mason jars.

the fantastic tattooed airbrush artist.

the fantastic tattooed airbrush artist.

the forbidden fruit.

the forbidden fruit.

the cosmo jello w/gold droplets.

the cosmo jello w/gold droplets.

the flame thrower

the flame thrower.

the gold-starred chocolate cakes.

the gold-starred chocolate cakes.

the bling.

the bling. [with thoughts of wolfie]

the boyfriend i found - he doesn't speak much.

the boyfriend i found – he doesn’t speak much.

the candid moment.

the candid moment.

the gold masks & chains on a vintage piano.

the gold masks & chains on a vintage piano.

behind the scenes, before the party, is the party at the hotel lobby…which usually means slr’s and selfies. “make yourselves at home,” the perfectly fit & well-proportioned height x weight x everything adorable bell boy said as he greeted us. oh we did, thank you.

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and this concludes the photo sesh at the marker hotel, and scenes from the gold party. more soon about my visit to alcatraz…

football season

#tbt to this video, because it’s football season again. *sigh* haha. enjoy.

and for more fun videos, here’s my blizzard boyfriend.

defense attorney

“you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” – harvey dent [two face], the dark knight.

my sister, a brilliant defense attorney hailing from columbia law, helps keep me out of trouble [not that i would ever need…] but part of the idea is taking preventive measures. stay informed about your rights & the law. here’s more about her modern law practice:  http://sueanne.co 

as part of her birthday present, i’m gifting this knowledge to you, yes, you. and thank you for reading.