starting the new year off by whistleblowing. just trying to keep it real…
here’s my open letter to mount sinai, & cc’d to mr. president obama. what a disgrace to an establishment & the medical field. such human waste. literally.
To Whom It May Concern :
I received an absurd bill from idiots caught red-handed for a heart treatment on a date I was not presently in New York from your billing office. Upon my return to the city and acknowledgement of it, I immediately contacted the doctor’s office shown on the bill. The secretary had no record of my supposed visit obviously because it never effin happened & procedure whatsoever but told me to contact the billing office and ensure that they clarify the situation in writing. I then called the billing office for Mount Sinai, spoke to Jesus (I’m not crazy, his name was Jesus), explained the situation in detail and although with a pleasant attitude, I nonetheless received evasive responses, & was instructed to wait for them to return my call or call them again in a week to speak with the supervisor to rectify the situation. After further research, it has come to my attention that this is not the first incident, nor sadly the last fraudulent act imposed on unknowing patients seeking payment for services not rendered. If you thought for one second that I wouldn’t recall whether I had an invasive metal probe drilled into my chest followed by a catheter inserted into that emptiness to check my heart & its normalcy, you are f*ckin mistakened. Furthermore, you are shooting yourselves in your knees & digging your own graves to be buried alive in, but not after feeling the horrific pains of torture in a Quentin Tarantino film.
Please clear the records of this fraudulent bill, and be warned that I will be taking legal actions if not done so promptly & or if I am further harassed.
With all my heart,
Your hypothetical patient
P.S. With a change of heart, I will still be taking legal actions on my own behalf as well as for the many other victims involved. F*CK YOU FOR MESSING WITH THE HEALTHCARE SYSTEM.
and if you’re in the mood for another open letter in the same b*tchy attitude tone, have a look at this lil dating gem.