inspiration for the finals:
mister italia perfecto, fabio cannavaro.hail to the glorious dolce & gabbana ad campaign. team italia!go italia! oh wait they’re not involved anymore. so sad.

brazil should redeem themselves & get 3rd, germany 2nd, & argentina should take 1st & make evita proud. all the winners should do nude half-naked ad campaigns featuring their perfectly-sculpted bodies. this is what world cup is about. this is real life.

july 13 add-on: ok so brazil didn’t really redeem themselves. those cutie pie netherland boys played better & won deservingly, despite some controversial referee calls.but go argentina! take home the trophy!