dirty xmas dinner

what an exhilarating experience this xmas — hosting a “dirty” xmas dinner party. since we’re all adults now, i thought i’d pen a filthy uniquely festive dinner menu:


“he knows if you’ve been bad or good” …that creeper. #badsanta

dirty xmas dinner menu
december 25, 2014:


mistletoe makeout: champagne + herb roasted kale chips


racks on racks on santa: whole milk ovoline + vine tomatoes + alcoholixir balsamic reduction
crème de la snowmån: cambozola + swiss + wine fondue & grapes + turkey for dipping


filthy animal: beef short rib braised in 4 hours of nitty gritty love + red wine


felíz phallicity: truffled oyster & royal trumpet mushroom medley

green light especiál: canes & balls for shady elves
double d rendezvous: twice baked candied yams topped with snow white

naughty cocktails
secret santa sauce: blueberry, pineapple, apple blended with pinot grigio + stoli elīt vodka  topped with magical foam
rudolph’s red rocket: hibiscus, passion fruit, mango, lemongrass, rose hips infused with 50% iichiko shochu & stoli elīt vodka + chia seeds

photos to follow soon. :D

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