a llama always has a smile on his face, and it’s infectious.
on april 1st, the biggest, coolest april fool’s nationwide was having a real llama walk through the velvet ropes of new hollywood hotspot bootsy bellows [compared to the likes of the box in new york] named after co-owner david arquette’s mother’s burlesque stage name. the premiere for the new starz digital web series, llama cop has finally arrived with a big bang in the club, a debut on tmz, and a notice from the public health department threatening to shut it down [or give it a silly slap on the wrist, but either way, marketing genius for the show + club worldwide]. exclusive evidence that this was real life & that alcohol was served within the club premises with a live llama follows:
someone went crazy with the champagne selfies. it’s not everyday a llama walks into the bar…and i’ve met him before…
with the 2 starz of the show, como t. llama [in a tux] and walter masterson [where’s yours?!]
walter giving us a pre-screening speech, and como t. llama giving me the llove stare.
3 men & a llama…in a photobooth
pose, pose. who needs a red carpet when you can have a llama cop?
como t. llama was not ready to leave the club after the premiere… *smirk*
instead of smothering faces with a hot groupie at the premiere, he just wanted some hay. that’s a classy llama.
for more photos of the llama star & his friends [dalai llama, barack o’ llama, pajama llama, drama llama] back in his fancy shangri-llama ranch before he was splashed all over tmz, now famed like serge [the llama kidnapped by those
silly drunk brilliant kids from a zoo & brought around for a fun night out], visit the la la llama post here from their wrap party, without the silly harness [like he would ever bite c’mon. he only spits]. otherwise, enjoy their trailer & show! congrats guys!